Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
“No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower”
life long dream was to smell like playdoh
Where’s subway restaurant ?
I passed out at riding crop
but holy water though
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE
all the news should just be a single channel that cycles through nice things about animals 24/7 then there would be no war
Squirrels planted a sunflower at my house.
OKAY IVE SEEN THIS POST GOING AROUND AND IVE BEEN BITING MY TONGUE BUT I CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE
QUOKKAS ARE NOT THE MOTHER FUCKIN HAPPIEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD YOU UNCULTURED SHITFUCK. LEMME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT QUOKKAS ALRIGHT
THESE TINY LITTLE MARSUPIAL SPAWNS OF SATAN ONLY LIVE ON TWO ISLANDS IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA AND THEY HOP AROUND WITH THEIR STUPID FUCKING SMIRKS AND THEIR TEENY TINY PAWS TRYING TO TRICK TOURISTS INTO A PAT OR SOME FOOD BUT BENEATH THAT EXTERIOR THERE IS A HATE FUELLED HELLFIRE BURNING WITHIN THEIR HEART. I WAS ON HOLIDAY WITH MY FAMILY ON ROTTNEST ISLAND IN PERTH AND THESE THREE LITTLE FUCKWITS ARE TEASING THIS QUOKKA WITH FOOD AND ME, AS A LIL ECO WARRIOR, STEVE IRWIN LOVING NAIVE DICKHEAD, STEP IN TO SAVE THIS “POOR HELPLESS CREATURE”. SO THESE KIDS BUGGER OFF AND I LEAN DOWN TO MAKES SURE THE QUOKKA IS OK AND THE FUCKING SHITCUNT JUMPS UP AND RIPS MY PINKY FINGERNAIL OFF. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE EVER HAD AN ENTIRE NAIL PULLED OFF BUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER BLEEDS LIKE A SON OF A BITCH AND LEMME TELL YOU THERE’S A REASON WHY THEY USED IT AS A LEGITIMATE TORTURE STRATEGY.
SO DON’T YOU FUCKIN GO AROUND WITH YOUR FEEL GOOD POSTS CLAIMING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU SAW A PICTURE ON THE INTERNET OF AN ANIMAL SMILING AND THEREFORE THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS THAT THEY’RE THE “HAPPIEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD”
YOU KNOW NOTHING
DO NOT TRUST QUOKKAS
no shock they come from australia then tbh
This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then put the table top back on. There are small space heaters underneath the whole table and when you stick your feet under there, it’s a toasty oven of pure bliss. It’s great on heating bills because I don’t turn on my heat, just my kotatsu. It’s the best and the worst purchase because it’s fucking awesome yet it’s so awesome I never want to leave the thing and end up missing school because who the fuck wants to get out from under a toasty oven of pure bliss? Not this bitch. My advice to you, is that you should totally get a kotatsu but only if you have the will power and self control to not get trapped under there. It’s so addicting, I even sleep under it sometimes…
i am so getting a kotatsu
I will own one…one day.
Awesome industrial design ideas collected from the internet.
I have an apple peeler though…They aren’t very uncommon…coolest things EVER.