I reblog the obvious and funny :D
Question.

What do you do when you feel like your life is facade. You smile all the time, you show you’re strong, you care for those around you. You display a lie, sometimes so good that you begin to believe it. But then it hits you, like cold water on a winter day, harsh, painful, giving you a stinging sensation that wakes you up and reminds you that you are living a lie. And you can’t help but to blame yourself, for being that way, for not being able to be different, to avoid such things. Suffer, dwell in your pain and try to become numb to it. How do you not blame yourself for things that are out of your control. How do you, how do I stop this. I don’t want to give up. But I’m tired. I want to rest. Forget everything and everyone. Not feel empty.

holywatersupersoakers:

greatestshowinthegalaxy:

greatestshowinthegalaxy:

FUCK so at work my job is to shop for customers who put in an order for groceries online and so this one lady wanted a wine called “hella fine” and i was like no fucking way this is a joke and i get to the wine section and there is a fuckin wine called hella fine I can’t believe it. incredible

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i wasn’t kidding

but is hella fine a hella fine wine

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

tastefullyoffensive:

So, this happened… [@marvel/@starwars]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
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hqtran:

Doctor Who carved crayons. Tardis, sonic screwdriver and a Dalek. There are more crayons on my Tumblr and check out my shop.

hqtran:

Doctor Who carved crayons. Tardis, sonic screwdriver and a Dalek. There are more crayons on my Tumblr and check out my shop.

thatfunnyblog:

one of the greatest moments in television history 
Funny Stuff you like? 

thatfunnyblog:

one of the greatest moments in television history 

Funny Stuff you like? 

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

mu5icliz:

operationgrindcore:

truthandagony:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

“No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower”

life long dream was to smell like playdoh

Where’s subway restaurant ?

I passed out at riding crop

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but holy water though

powerpuff-squirrels:

"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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flawedpeopleareworthloving:

look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE